Entries in 1987 (3)

Tuesday
26Jan2010

The Last Emperor

Release Year: 1987

Director: Bernardo Bertolucci

Review: Biopics can be messy, and even a director as talented as Bernardo Bertolucci can stumble in relaying the details of even an extraordinary life without becoming bogged down in the minutia.  That is ultimately my problem with the film.  It was long, and it felt long.  It is absolutely beautiful to behold.  The colors explode on the screen.  The costumes and scenery are overwhelmingly spectacular.  The problem was, I never felt like any message was trying to be conveyed, or at least not one I could identify with. 

The the story itself is interesting at least in premise.  I'm very interesting in 'the last' of something.  An end of an era, of a way of life.  And that is very well represented in the film, but ultimately I didn't become vested in the emperor in the least.  The rest of the characters drifted in and out of the film with little emotional impact on the emperor or for me.  For someone who held such a high position, he was a bit of a pushover and not all that interesting.  There was very little to grab a hold of here.  The cultural battle that could have been the focal point of the movie, was present, but decidedly underdeveloped.  The biggest flaw however was the dead dialog and forced exposition.  Especially in the first third of the film, the acting and dialog was downright uncomfortable.  It felt like they had a lot to say, but were rushed and just decided to try to cram as much background into as few lines of dialog as possible.  It came off unnatural and forced and completely clashed with the elegance and authenticity of the visuals.  In the end, that's what I took away from this. It has stunning visuals.  The story is lacking, but vibrancy is not.
Rating: 3/5

 

Saturday
08Aug2009

Three O'Clock High


Release Year: 1987
Review: 'Three O'clock High' is one of those 80's high school comedies that is wrought with camp and and should be a terrible movie, but you just have too much fun watching it to mind. It follows the oh-so-familiar plot of the geek having to overcome some obstacle to gain acceptance and popularity. In this case that obstacle is a bully. Not just any bully, but a very adult looking felon who has near superhuman strength and is on a mission to beat up the hero after school. Yes, the plot is ridiculous and the film doesn't go two minutes without running into a cliche, but you can't really expect great cinema here. It's a fun, campy, high school comedy that doesn't take its self too seriously and should entertain.
Rating: 3/5

Friday
19Dec2008

Lethal Weapon

 

Release Year: 1987

Review: I couldn't get into this buddy cop film. It felt as though it didn't know what it was itself. On one hand there were corny one-liners and lighthearted dialog, and on the other there was some pretty graphic violence and sex. The plot was extremely impractical, making a season of 24 seem reasonably realistic. It was a case of dumb cops taking on dumber criminals. But its a buddy cop movie, I could forgive the plot if there was decent chemistry, but I never bought Mel Gibson and Danny Glover together. The acting was weak, the lines fell flat and I ended the movie not caring about either of them.

Rating: 2/5